Did you know that the dimetrodon wasn’t a dinosaur at all? This has nothing to do with our dinosaur gift guide for men, but I love the thought that you’ve learned something within the very first seconds of reading
This guide is meant to help you find the best dinosaur gifts for men who love dinosaurs
Best Dinosaur Gifts For Men
The greatest gift for a man who loves dinosaurs would probably be:
A dinosaur! Just clone one.
Really, he would so love it!
Sadly, we couldn’t figure out where to go if you want to clone a dinosaur, but we found some laboratories to clone dogs and cats.
And it costs only about 50.000$!
We just assume cloning a dinosaur costs about the same, but we still have to figure out where to clone them.
All jokes aside, since cloning dinosaurs isn’t possible yet and you probably prefer a less expensive gift anyway, here’s a list of the greatest gift ideas for men who love dinosaurs!
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Tyrannosaurus Rex Whine Bottle Holder
A Tyrannosaurus rex wine bottler holder – the perfect gift for every little bo.. no. No, actually not. No. Just no. Don’t buy this as a gift for a child. Really… But it makes a dinotastic gift for a grown-up man who’s old enough to enjoy a good bottle with his friends, girlfriend or wife!
Bored of lions, tigers, horses and all those boring animals you see on shirts? No? Me neither, animal shirts rule. And if you need a gift for a dinosaur lover, why not getting one of our brilliant dinosaur shirts?
Dinosaur Mugs For Men!
Have you ever wondered why the Tyrannosaurus Rex had such short arms? It’s because it makes them better Toilette paper holder! Change my mind!
Need something “stronger” with your coffee, tea, or chocolate milk? If so, give this Dinosaur Mug a chance – because the Tyrannosaurus Rex was definitely very strong! Careful if used in your office – co workers may transform into an envy-o-saurus!
Even after massive research we couldn’t figure out if the taco-saurus aka omnomnom-osaurus, has ever walked on earth, but we couldn’t find a single proof that it didn’t.
The Nacho-Saurus was a nacho-eating dinosaur that lived about 324 years ago – it’s also known to eat fries, chips, nuts, candy, popcorn, and pretzels. Just like with the Taco-Saurus Rex, there’s no proof that the Nacho-Saurus has ever walked on earth, but there’s also no proof that it didn’t.
A Tricera-taco-ps. You, if you were a dinosaur. The Tricera-TACO-ps loves to wear tacos on his back. He’s fine with bread, waffles, and sandwiches if he can’t find tacos, – but tacos are king. Hungry yet?
RAWWR RAWWRR RAWWRR RRRAWR RAWRR? That means: “WANT SOME SALT AND PEPPER?” in Tyrannosaurus Rex-ish
Raptor Wine Stopper. Perfect gift for men who love dinosaurs and wine, but got enough self control to not finish a bottle in one go.
Here’s it! The dinosaur costume for adults everyone is waiting for! Not a bad idea for Halloween, but honestly – it would be so much cooler to wear it in the office, at a wedding, or at church. Have fun.
A ROARsome game for the whole family – the fun starts when those who aren’t paleontologists try to pronounce the dinosaur names right. Enjoy!
Looking for some entertainment for the whole family? How about a round of D-UNO-saur? A ROAWRSOME game especially for men!
Christmassy Dinosaur Gift Ideas For Men
MRAWRRRY CHRRAWWRRISTMARRS RAWRYBRODRAWRY! That means “Merry Christmas” in dinosaur!
Ugly Dinosaur Sweater - With A BEER POCKET
A BEER POCKET! Let me says that again! THIS UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER HAS A BEER POCKET! A pocket! For! BEER! Okay. Sorry. We’re just… excited. I mean have you seen a sweater with A BEER POCKET before? And with dinosaurs on it. 🍺🦖
So you survived long enough to call yourself an adult. Congratulation! If you still like coloring pages – here’s a book for you! The Dinosaur Coloring Book with stress relieving patterns makes a perfect gift for a man who loves dinosaurs!
Talking about dinosaur coloring book – we’ve got over 100 free printable dinosaur pictures for you.